Back to School: 11 Students Who Can't Even

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The holidays have come and gone, New Year’s Resolutions have been made (and probably already broken), and now it’s back to reality. We know that new semesters are filled with fear and uncertainty. It’s not easy readjusting to dorm life (we meet again, 1-ply toilet paper), new professors and caffeine dependency.

Hey, we’ve all been there, but for those of you who are still struggling to cope with going back to school, you can take solace in the fact that you are not alone. Thanks to Yik Yak, you can see how your fellow future world leaders really feel about the new semester.

1.

It doesn’t matter that you woke up before 7am for the last 13 years; 8am classes are the pits.

a

2.

Patience is unlocked once you graduate college or have children, whichever one comes first.

b

3.

You probably should’ve volunteered as tribute instead of registering for that 8am Organic Chem class.

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4.

Well, it’s not like you HAVE to wear shoes…you just probably should.

c

5.

Yes, but did your knowledge of said subject include a hilarious anecdote about your professor and his wife?

d

6.

So you’re saying it’s going great?

a1

7.

Ah, one of the many unwritten rules of college.

b1

8.

If that’s the case, then would the syllabus be your personal floatation device?

c1

9.

To be fair, it’s as close as they’ll get to having their autobiography published.

d1

10.

Better not jinx yourself for next semester, buddy.

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11.

You know it’s rough when you change from green to red charge.

b3